OOOOH YES

incorrectmessengers:

Jumin: [trying McDonalds for the first time]

Jumin: [sound of digust] this burger tastes like uncooked Toast.

707: I-

707: Jaehee did you hear that!?

Jaehee: [trying not to laugh] Mr. Han, by any chance. Could you repeat that?

Jumin: I’m just saying that this bun simply tastes like untoasted brea-

Jumin: oh.

707: [Bursts out laughing]

Jaehee: [desperately trying to hold back her laughter but failing badly]

incorrectmessengers:

Jumin: People who sleep without socks are, weird.

Zen: People who sleep WITH socks are the devil and are not to be trusted!!

Yoosung: people who sleep are weird.

707: I was a sock once.

incorrectmessengers:

Mc: Hey seven why do you wear that mask that says memes all the time?

Mc: [lifts his mask]

707: [wearing another mask that says crippling depression]

Mc: [slowly lowers the meme mask back on]

Mc: I’m going to hug you now.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

break the 4th wall by convincing your readers that their world is the fictional one

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

cute-optimistic-misanthrope:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i want a horror movie where instead of screaming in fear the main character is constantly cursing like THIS IS BULLSHIT and WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS, and screaming for help like WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE, GET YOUR USELESS ASSES OVER HERE AND HELP ME THIS FUCKER HAS A CHAINSAW

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Can I be the serial killer.

*chasing after victim*

*stubs toe*

“JesUS FUCK WHY THE HELL IS THAT COFFEE TABLE THERE YOU DESERVE THIS FUCKER”

A SERIAL KILLER WHO CRITICIZES YOUR TASTE IN INTERIOR DECORATING BEFORE THEY KILL YOU

aelwen:

flexible:

mimi-keehl-jeevas:

tyrala1:

postmarxed:

bitternest:

moonlight-mery:

jodalovesstuff:

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

Let’s take a look at it one more time

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

👀

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

beesmygod:

cyberpigeon:

beesmygod:

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

it’s 2016 not 2012

oppa rude style :(

schizoidprince:

name a better duo than my need for attention and my want to avoid everyone in existence….ill wait

howdoistopthetrain:

somewhereinthedetails217:

hillaryisaboss:

WAKE. UP.

I just want everyone to know that creating an ‘us’ and a ‘them’ is the first step of all genocides. Just a thought.

Don’t look away.

shadowspirit90:

fuzipenguin:

lazorsandparadox:

quacktracks:

People, my roommates’ cat is precious and pathetic. I love her.

Very happy cat!

I love the ‘fuck you’ tail. No one ever believes me when I say they can do that. I have one cat who does this to me all the time, lol!

So, that’s what a quivering tail means?! Good to know, my cat does it all the time and I had no idea what it meant!

incrrt-mystic17:

MC: well, *looks at Jumin*

Jumin: *smirks*

MC: i feel like my virginity is in danger